Monster Adoption Program!

Looking for a companion that’s quirky, cuddly, and maybe a little sarcastic? Say hello to your new favorite companion! Each of our handmade monsters comes with a one-of-a-kind personality, a slightly questionable past, and a face only you could love.

Why Adopt?

• No feeding required! (Unless you count compliments.)
• Low maintenance! They never wake you up at 3 a.m. for a walk.
• Guaranteed laughs! Each monster comes with a hilarious name and backstory that will charm your socks off—or eat them.

Each Monster Includes:

• A personalized adoption certificate (because they’re officially yours!)
• A lifetime of quirky companionship.
• Endless stories to tell your friends about your “weird ceramic roommate.”

Adopt Today!
Stop letting boring mugs hog the spotlight. Add some monstrous mischief to your home and adopt your ceramic monster today! They promise to behave... well, mostly.

Warning: Monsters may cause spontaneous giggles, irrational love for googly eyes, and a newfound appreciation for sarcasm.